Frank Samian Divorces for 12th time
Raffi Lalazarian
“I feel great. Looking for lucky number 13!”
Those were the words of Frank Samian, Head of AFFL Operations as he left court early Wednesday morning after splitting from his twelfth wife.
Samian, 56, divorced his wife of 3 ½ months, Cynthia Lovell, 28, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple were reportedly having relationship issues months before their wedding day and almost called it off.
Court documents claim that Samian was “dared” by a close friend to marry Cynthia because “no one had been able to put up with the bitch.” Samian took the challenge on, but failed shortly their after.
His closing statement went as follows:
“I wish the bitch luck finding a sucker who will put up with her bullshit long enough in order for her to suck him dry of all health, happiness and money. In any case, anyone down for Del Taco?!”