AFFL Finals Preview: The Heartbreak Kid vs The Golden Pen

"Vosgee Dust" vs HBK Shant Michaels

And then there were two. After a blistering early round of playoff games, and a nail biting finish to the Vosgee v Prime Time match-up, the 2016 AFFL Finals will feature two newbies vying for league supremacy: HBK Shant Michaels, Vosgereechee Gyank.

HBK and Vosgee become the 9th and 10th teams to make an AFFL final, leaving Shabam Shadiq and BDiddy as the only two teams that have never made the final game. However, whichever one wins this weekend will enter into elite company, becoming one of only six teams to claim the title over a ten year period. In the ultra-competitive world of the AFFL, you don't get to the top often, and you need to take advantage when you do.

The two teams are built in entirely different ways. HBK has big guns in Brees, David Johnson, Aj Green to carry the load, while Vosgee's prospects hinges on Antonio Brown and a bunch of mid-tier players outperforming expectations weekly. Engagement rings, kidney stones, and cool nicknames are just a few of the many subplots we're following in the match-up.  Let's see who's gonna get an extra ring under their tree come xmas time. 

HBK Shant Michaels

How he got here:

• Quarterfinal - Bye
• Semi-final - defeated BDiddy (158.26-99.72)

What he's got going for him

Where to begin? David Johnson has been a stud all season long, and anchored HBK's Rb position. With the loss of AJ Green, DJ needed to produce to cover HBK's behind. Couple DJ with a healthy AJ and that is a dangerous combo. Sprinkle in Drew Brees and Mike thomas and the team is good for 140+ on most weeks. This was evident during the season, when HBK rifled off 130+ games in consecutive weeks.  If Vosgee is going to have a chance, he'll need to put up points in the treetops. 100 pts or less won't win it.

Getting AJ green back is a big boost for HBK, but even bigger will be the non-roster karma that he has going for him. So far, Baby karma has been proven to be the lesser of all karmas. We have learned that 2016 is the year of the rock. Engagement rings have trumped babies in match-ups, and HBK just defeated another engagement team in BDiddy. The obvious breakdown is that HBK's engagement was from a single manager, which trumped engagements from co-manager teams. This sort of karma bodes well for the armo wrestler wannabe as he will have all sorts of power in close match-ups.

You have to appreciate the bravado of the Michaels picking up players in the latter weeks and plugging them in. Robby Anderson was a play that netted 17 points. It didn't factor into the blow-out win, but it does show that HBK has his instincts in the right place.

Lastly, defense wins championships, and New England is about to do with the NASCAR driver turned quarterback Bryce Petty. That is a match-up that has tons of upside to it.

What's working against him

If Vosgee is going to upset HBK, it'll be because the players on the Michaels just weren't able to overcome match-ups. AJ Green is coming off weeks of a hamstring injury. He may play enough to get his 1000 yards and then sit the rest of the game. He also could aggravate the hammy during the game and sit. This is all without factoring the tough match-up in the Houston Texan secondary. There is downside to Green this week, which could net HBK a low point total at the WR spot.

We can't overlook the potential pot hole that could be the RB2 position. Jeremy Hill is questionable and may sit. If he does, the other options on the team aren't worth of RB2 consideration. Farrow and/or Duke Johnson won't be the kind of play that Hill could be. Add to that the potential of a disaster at the flex in whomever HBK picks (nothing is guaranteed with those wr's) and there are holes galore. 

Last statement

HBK is one of the founding managers of the AFFL (Prime Time, Shabam, Bomba, HBK) and has yet to taste the years of dedication to the league. He has been extremely unlucky in years past, but seems to be clicking on all cylinders coming into the final match-up. Yet, we still have to ask, will it finally unravel this week?'

Vosgereechee Gyank

How he got here

• Quarterfinals: Defeated Shabam (100.84-75.26)
• Semi-finals: Defeated Prime Time (128.28-124.54)

What he's got going for him

Raise your hand if you had Vosgee making the final in your office pool? Ya didn't think so. While the Gyank has spent years watching from the sidelines, this season, he finds himself on top of the AFFL mountain about to plant his flag on the summit. One of the big reasons for this is thanks to his unorthodox style of play. In a year that was anything but normal, Vosgee's instincts seemed to match the results week-in and week-out. Coupled with the right calls, he's been getting luck with his opponents, as they have under-performed when match-up against him. Could be the Vosgee effect, the magical voodoo that the Gyank has on his opponents.

When talking about the roster, the two names that jump out are Antonio Brown and Aaron Rodgers. If the Gyank is going to pull off the win, he'll need big days from those two players. Antonio hasn't really had a crazy game in a while, and Aaron hasn't had the kind of consistency that he has in the past. However, both players are capable of 30+ and will be needed to do so if Gyank has a chance.

The biggest thing Gyank has going for him is Kidney stone karma. Having given birth to a kidney stone over the past month, Gyank has creatively combined the giving birth karma of a baby with the "stone" from an engagement ring into one event. This super karmic force has already proven its worth as Gyank held on for dear life Monday Night against Jason Witten and Doug Martin, winning by 4 points. We have been advocating that HBK get some sort of ailment before Sunday to counter the "KidneyGyank" but it may be too late. It may be the "Heart Break Kid-ney" for Shant Michaels.

Lastly, in a year where the unthinkable happened in politics, Gyank represents the closest comparison to that happening in the AFFL. Vosgee is the Trump of the AFFL, an outsider who at the beginning of the season was on the bottom of the list of likely AFFL champions. We also note that Trump has "Golden hair," an ominous sign of the connection to Vosgee. Will Gyank make the AFFL great again? Sunday is the day of reckoning.

What he has going against him

Lets face it, this roster isn't loaded with studs. Two starters (Gore and Steve Smith) are senior citizens by NFL standards, and the other players aside from the above mentioned Antonio Brown and Rodgers aren't anything special. Ty Montgomery probably won't have 40 points again this week, and with tough match-ups across the board, the roster has a lot of downside. If an injury or concussion were to occur to one of the main players during the match, there is no doubt that this finals may turn into a blow-out quickly.

Gyank also doesn't have playoff experience like HBK, leaving him much more vulnerable to a last minute roster mistake. He cannot afford to make any roster mistakes as his team lacks the number of tier one players when compared to HBK. The team is currently a 15 point underdog according to yahoo (AFFL betters currently have HBK at -9.14).

Last Statement

Vosgee has gotten to the championship game and is playing with house money. Nobody thought he'd get here, yet he did. Nobody thinks he'll win, yet he could. If he does, he would have defeated the top two seeds in the AFFL in doing so and will have earned it. With Gyank, nothing comes easy, and neither will this. But can he pull it off?

The Prediction

Brees doesn't have an off game and out-duels Rodgers in points, while AJ Green is content with 43 yards on 5 catches in Hou. Stop! Hammy time. Antion "What can Brown do for you" delivers for the Gyank, and Steve Smith shows the young Mike Thomas that there is still life in his ex-panther legs. At the RB spot, Hey Mr. DJ is playing that song all night, spinning to the tune of 130 and 2 tds. Thank you but no TY Mr. Montgomery, you won't find much running room in Minny this weekend. Gore can out do Jeremy on the Hill, but when Greg Olsen cranks it up for 80 and a score its Zach is gonna be singing some John Cougar Mellancamp "It Ertz So good." HBK won't be flexing much with whomever is in that slot, while Rishard will be the winner of that play. And despite the long kicks Tucker, The New England Defense will ground the Jets for more points than needed, setting up HBK to be sippin' on some Dan Bailey's Irish Cream Liquor on Monday night with his new championship title.

AFFL Playoff Preview and Predictions 2016: Baby Karma leads the Way

Its officially the second half of the season. After 13 weeks of clawing, smack talking and provocative MEME's of rival managers, the playoff table has been set for the 2016 season. The players from lowest seed to highest: Shabam Shadiq (Avo and Dre), BDiddy (Baret, Mike, Tiggy), Hartan (Harout and Vartan), Vosgereechee Gyank (Mardig), Prime Time (Ara), HBK Shant Michaels (Shant).

Six teams are vying for AFFL history by winning a title, a title that is extremely hard to come by. Over the past 10 seasons, there have been only 5 different teams to win a title: Atomic Bomba (4), Awesomeness (2), Hartan (2), Cobra Kai (1), Jaj Cousteau (1). Just as rare, 8 teams have determined the last 10 match-ups: Atomic Bomba (6), Awesomeness (3), Prime Time (3), Hartan (2), Grabbers United (2), Jaj Cousteau (1), Cobra Kai (1), Magnum Sev.i (1). The consistency of some of the top teams over this span renders making the final game a magical moment for any franchise, immediately boosting a franchises value.

While Prime Time and Hartan are the only two teams that have been to the finals before, BDiddy and HBK have managed to cap out in the semi-finals a few times. Shabam Shadiq has yet to make it out of the first round, while Vosgee Gyank has only one playoff appearance in the 8 years he's been in the league.

Winning the AFFL title is about skill, luck and karma. The first two are almost synonymous with one another, but the latter, karma, is something too real for teams. History has favored teams that enter the playoffs on a hot streak, and have "other" life events going for them. Vosgee's only year of making the playoffs was after he had a child. Grabbers made the final the year he had a child. Cobra Kai won his title the year his boy was born. Baby karma is very real and has already had an effect on the regular season, as Shabam Shadiq changed their name, had a child (not with each other) and became the first 0-4 team to go 7-2 and make the playoffs. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

With all this said, it's time we break-down why each team will win the title and why they won't. The AFFL Playoff Preview has historically been mostly accurate with picking either the winner or at least one finalist. Let's see who the experts think will be holding up the most elusive title in all of fantasy sports. (Prediction after team write-ups)

Shabam Shadiq - Avo and Dre

• 6th seed
• Went 7-2 over last 9 games (hottest team entering the playoffs)
• Baby Karma strong
• Won tie breaker over Bomba week 13 by winning game and outscoring Atomic one by 20

The Case for Shabam

No team in the AFFL is hotter than Shadiq coming into the post-season. Winners of 7 of their last 9 games and 3 of their last 4, the "Diq" has everything going right for them. After suffering a bruttle loss to Bomba week 4 ona last second 50 yard run by Devonta Freeman, the team known then as Hangin' and Bangin' changed their name and had one of their manager's wives deliver a baby. With the baby came an unprecedented 7-2 run and a narrow entrance into the post-season as the sixth seed. Baby karma is a very real thing and should not be taken lightly. AFFL history is littered with baby gaining teams that dominated the playoffs and won titles.

Working for Shabam as well is their seeding. Over the past ten seasons, three of the title winners have been 6 seeds, including 2 in the last 4 years. The lucky six will be on the "diq" side and there is no reason to think they can't run the table for three games.

Looking at the players on the roster, they are all performing at tip top caliber, with a favorable playoff schedule approaching. Winston and Evans are a lethal duo, along with a big bump from McCoy. Ladarius Green looks like a dominant TE1 and could be the difference maker. It is no wonder that AFFL managers have pegged Shadiq as the trendy pick of 2016.

The case against the Diq.

While the 6th seed is working in the Diq's favor, their own history is not. Shabam has yet to win a playoff game in their five appearances. That's not good. While they very well could break-through and win their first game, it may be much to ask for them to win three straight. Aside from Vosgee, every other team has had a history of winning in the post-season and "know how to win." Starting line-up errors can be what bring team Shabam down due to lack of experience. Will they know how to not panic and make too risky a move?

We also must point out that, while Shabam has a roster of studs, there are two major holes: RB2 and Flex. Many of the other teams have studs up and down the roster, while Shabam will have to hope for optimum production from these two spots.

BDiddy - Baret, Mikey, Tiggy

• 5th seed
• Has put up 130+ in 4 of last 6
• Engagement Karma (Baret)
• Has depth as multiple positions.

The Case for BDiddy

The team that has been a dark horse all season long, enters the playoffs with perhaps the most complete roster. Healthy, and with a stable of RB's at their disposal, the Diddy will surely put up points on a weekly basis. Over the past six weeks, Diddy has put up a strong 130+ 4 times, with two of those weeks hitting the 140s. Those are the kind of point totals that you need to win in the playoffs.

Newly engaged BDiddy with Fiancee Sabrina

Let's also not forget the karma they have working for them. No, there were no babies being born in the BDiddy trio (although Tiggy is cared for like one of their children), but Diddy GM Baret got engaged this year, as did Mikey. Engagement karma hasn't had quiet the "ring" to it as baby karma, but it does offer hope. Managers who have gotten engaged during the AFFL season were able to make the post-season just once, Shabam, and did not make it out of the first round. If BDiddy is wise, he may need to start getting to work on the family this weekend.

Diddy gains points for having a deep analytical understanding of his squad, thanks to co-manager Mikey. Crunching the numbers will give Diddy an edge on a weekly basis, and has proven to be one of the aspects of the B-squad that puts them over-the-top when picking winners.  No doubt they will be ready to play and put their best foot forward

The Case against BShitty

If there is one major area of concern for the B-man is that they have been a playoff dud for several seasons, last appearing in the post-season 4 years ago. In fact, they haven't won a playoff game in 5 years, making this team one of the three teams that can claim such a long drought (vosgee, shabam). While they are a different team than five years ago, they are the same sytle of play team, and perhaps they may fall into the same trap of overthinking match-ups as before. For example, Rivers or Mariotta may be a decision that could cause a lose if they choose unwisely.

We also cannot ignore the potential dud that this team has lurking behind veil of their line-up. While they have put up huge point totals over the season, there is the chance that things could go bad quickly. For starters, Having both Rivers and Gordon in at the same time leaves the team open for the chance that SD gets dominated in a given week, rendering both players fantasy unworthy. Add to that a very up and down WR2 and Flex, along with a sub par defense, and one bad week is very much a possibility. Will they be able to avoid this with foresight? We shall see..

Hartan - Vartan and Harout

• 4th seed
• Defending champs
• Remained on top of the division for 9 weeks.
• Baby Karma potential

The Case for Hartan

Let's just start by saying, they are the defending champs. Nothing comes easy in the Affl, and staying atop the division for 9 weeks shows there is some level of consistency in the Varout. We can't ignore this. We also cannot ignore that there were many weeks when the team had a boatload of points on the bench, and probably lost a few games due to the fact they chose the wrong player. Of course, that is what happens when you have options, but it also showcases the depth the squad has.

While other teams have multiple super studs, Hartan has relied on the bread and butter of their WR and QB for the majority of the season. When Ben and Beckham are one, they manage to get enough points from the supporting cast to pick-up the W. With the loss of Gronk, Edelman will have a much more prominent role, rendering him the 3 piece that they may have been missing on a weekly basis.

There is also potential baby karma in the wings, as Harout has managed to deposit some extra luck early in the year in hopes of karmic returns in the post-season. We don't know when Belinda is due, however, if she were to perhaps have the child in the playoffs, we would have to bump Hartan up to the prohibitive favorite. Pregnant karma doesn't offer much, as evidence of Shabam going 0-4. It wasn't til the baby was born that they turned it around. Likewise, Ara's baby came on draft day, so he set himself right for the season.

The Case against Varout

There is no other place to look than the RB situation. Without a true superstar in the RB slot, Hartan will be hoping that match-ups and favorable game flow win him weeks. Gurly, Ingram, and Ajayi haven't been consistent all year long, and could dud on any given week.

We also have to wonder about the point totals the team has put up. The 98 points just three weeks ago is concerning, as is the 117 points two weeks ago while getting 18 from a kicker. In fact, Hartan has only put up 130+ points twice all year, and may not have ceiling of other teams. The team can't rely on big games from only two players. You need 4 studs to compete in the post-season, and Varout will two of the mid-tier players to elevate their game for three weeks straight. That may be too much to ask for.

Hartan has talked their head off the entire season and is perhaps the one team nobody wants to see win. Will the league's negative karma come back to do this team in?

Vosgereechee Gyank - Mardig

• 3rd seed
• Won 6 of last 7 games including 6 game winning streak (longest by a team this season)
• One of three teams that has put up 160+ points
• Hasn't been in playoffs since 2008

Crazy times call for crazy measures. Create your own karma by Vosgee

The Case for Vosgee

In a year where the Chicago Cubs win the world series, Trump wins the white house, could Vosgee be the AFFL version of the same trend? While the team hasn't made the playoffs in 8 years, we should not confuse Vosgee with that of Gyank teams past. This years squad has been ateam of consistency, staying near the top of the Mazoon division for the majority of the season. We also must point out that the squad was the only team in the league to win six straight, posting a weekly high of 165 points during the run. A ceiling like that is the kind of ceiling that wins games in the playoffs. 

Looking at the roster, there is a lot to like with Rodgers, Antonio Brown, and consistent play from Forte, Gore, and Jennings. There isn't a lot of flash, but you need four studs to play pall in the playoffs, and we venture to think that Rodgers, Brown, Forte, and on of the other backs will do enough to remain competitive.

Many will say that Vosgee may just be happy to be in the playoffs, but that won't be what satisfies the Gyank. The road to the title will have to go through fellow newbie Shabam. Neither team has won a playoff game, so Gyank won't have to be playing against seasoned playoff managers until the second round. Sprinkle in the fact that Prime time may have injury issues, and this team has as good a shot as any of making the final.

The Case against the Gyank

Simply put, the lack of experience may do this team in. Gyank hasn't been in the post-season in a while, and it takes a different kind of hutspah to win games weeks 14,15 and 16. Teams that lose in the playoffs are teams that not only get out totaled by their opponent, something they can't control, but also do themselves in by making decisions that they didn't need to make. Vosgee may overthink himself to a loss sooner than later, and with Prime Time, HBK, Diddy, and Hartan all with more playoff experience, he may find himself out maneuvered on any given week.

While the Vosgee has managed the impressive feat of 6 straight wins, the point totals over that streak were very mediocre. Aside from the 165 point week, Gyank hardly cracked 115 points over the last three weeks. The team also has 2 sub 100 point weeks, which coupled with the lack of points to end the season, gives this squad one of the lowest floors in the playoffs. It stands to reason, relying on Gore, Forte and Jennings, three old and injury prone backs may come back to bite the "golden pen." Furthermore, Rodgers opens with Seattle, a match-up that is sure to cap his numbers. Lastly, Vosgee is the only team without baby or engagement karma. That may be this years theme. Which begs the question..Is the team built for the playoffs?  This team could fizzle. Don't say we didn't warnyou.

Prime Time - Ara

• 2nd seed
• 140+ points 2 out of last 5 weeks and 4 times over the season
• One of only 2 teams to put up 160+
• Early Baby Karma (draft day)

The Case for Prime Time

This is Prime Time. The Prime Time aura has been one of near, but never certain death. These teams are the equivalent of a fantasy football zombie apocalypse. They simply march on and cause everyone anxiety. This season version of Prime Time is perhaps his best yet. Having won 5 of his last six games, PT is peaking at the right time. With a 140 point performance in week 12, Prime also showcased that the squad still has a high ceiling that can tango with anyone. That's what we like to see.

Oh where is Hartan. Where could he be?

We've talked about a team having four studs, and PT fits the bill: Ryan, Julio, Murray, Howard(stud potential). Add to the fact that PT sits one win away from the finals, and we feel like it should almost be given that he get there. Ara is a season manager, one that doesn't make mistakes too often. We would be surprised if his starting roster didn't max out his weekly potential. Given the way this year has gone, we expect the unexpected, but not so with PT. This team didn't win 9 games by luck. 

History is also working in Prime's favor. Over the past 10 years, 3 of the champions of the AFFL have come from being the 2 seed. Along with the sixth seed, it has produced the most AFFL champions than from any other playoff position.

Perhaps the biggest factor playing in PT's favor is the baby karma he produced before the season started. Being in the labor room and drafting his team while his first born was entering this world gives Ara the kind of karma managers only dream of. It's no coincidence that this team has shot to the top from day 1, and its not surprising that things have gone their way week in and week out. Unless someone has twins soon, it's going to be hard to stop this team from AFFL destiny.

Ara's worse nightmare

The Case against Crime Time

Two words: Julio Jones. That toe is going to be on PT's mind all off-season. Without Julio, this team transforms intoa very average team, with a ceiling far lower than other squads. PT needs Julio to play and be effective. Case and point, in the one game he didn't perform, Week 13, Prime put up an anemic 91 points. Ouch. His only sub 100 point total of the season.

The other aspect working against Prime is the reliance on Rb's that are not exactly match-up proof. Week 15 has Howard playing Green Bay, and Doug Martin playing Dallas. Match-ups can do this squad in quickly, especially without Julio (and no the Matt Barkley to Alshon Jeffery train isn't getting us excited yet).

Lastly, it is simply a fact that Prime Time has failed to win the big game. Of the teams in the post-season, Prime is the only one that has made the finals and lost all three times. Is it the pressure of the moment that gets to the team? Is it bad luck? There seems to be a monkey on the back of this squad and if one of the storied AFFL teams can't win a title this year, that monkey is going to be a Gorilla for years to come. Will the pressure break this squad?

HBK Shant Michaels - Shant

• 1st seed
• 5 game streak of 130+, with 140 twice and 150
• Three game win streak to end season, beating 2 playoff teams
• Hasn't made it past the semi's

The Case for HBK

One of the most explosive teams all season long, HBK has managed to stay in first place for nearly the entire season. While the team has fumbled at times to be consistent, there hasn't been a higher producing team for consecutive weeks than HBK. A run of 130+ points for 5 straight weeks showcased the sustained power of the squad, and it's that kind of production that can win it all for the Michaels.

With the bye on his side, HBK will only need to win two games in order to be enshrined in AFFL championship lore, and with the potential of facing an inexperienced team in Vosgee and Shabam, his odds are very good. The roster is potent, with weekly dominance by David Johnson. Brees and Thomas are a great connection and sprinkle in a little Greg Olsen, and you have the four ingredients for success.

The future Mr. & Mrs. HBK Shant Michaels

Let's not forget that, like Diddy, HBK got engaged this year. Again, engagements have not typically lead to a big boost in the post-season, however, everything helps.

There is a reason that HBK is the number 1 overall seed and is the favorite to win it all. HBK has made the right moves all year long, picking up players like Mike Thomas, and drafting David Johnson a year early. This team could be ready to take the next step that they have trying to take for too long. The semi-finals have been this teams cap. They seem ready to add a new level to their franchises history.

The Case against Mr. Shant

Aj Green is not healthy. We repeat. Aj Green is not healthy. Losing a 30 point producer right before the playoffs is a blow that is difficult to rebound from for any team, and could be the reason HBK doesn't make the final game. The effect of Green's loss is evident in the point totals HBK put up to end the season: Since week 8 -  90, 107, 100, 100, 147, 110. Those wins seem a little suspect when looking at these point totals. Can HBK really expect Cobb, Garcon, and Hill to do enough to put up 130+? We doubt it.

Adding to the trouble are the match-ups that HBK has week 15. Brees and Thomas are at Arizona, where the Cardinal defense has capped production of quarterbacks all year long. While the rest of the squad has plus match-ups, we saw in week 13 what a dud game from Brees does to this team. It will be tough for HBK to meet high point totals of opponents if that is the way the match-up will go.

Lastly, it seems that every time HBK is in the semi's, something unforeseen happens. A blizzard. An injury. Can he overcome the unknown? It's been a theme of this squad for some time, and it's no different this year. The final is so close, but always, far away. We shall see if HBK can overcome

Prediction

So which team will be holding their own come week 16. Will we have a new team to don as the champion, or will Hartan become the third AFFL team to win back-to-back titles? The answer is.. (Find out below)

Round 1

Shabam Shadiq vs Vosgereechee Gyank

Winner: Shabam Shadiq

Too much good things going for Shabam right now to pick against 'em. Sorry Gyank. It was a great run.

Hartan vs BDiddy

Winner: Hartan

Double engagement power is strong, but Hartan has a leg up on the match-up already. Big Ben will lead the charge.

Round 2

Prime Time vs Shabam Shadiq

Winner: Shabam Shadiq

We don't like the match-up for Prime Time, as Winston and Evans will be lighting up the Dallas night. No shot if Julio isn't 100%

HBK vs Hartan

Winner: Hartan

Too many injuries on the HBK front for us to feel good about picking him. Hartan will keep the smack talk going to their second finals trip.

Final

Hartan vs Shabam Shadiq

In a finals match-up that will light-up the AFFL what's app..

Winner and Champion

SHabam SHadiq

Good luck everyone!

Shabam Shadiq wins tiebreaker over Atomic Bomba for 6th Playoff spot by 20 points. Bomba demands League to Recount yearly points

On Monday evening, Shabam Shadiq owners Dre and Avo popped open bottles of Kotayk beer and celebrated making the AFFL postseason for the first time since 2013, edging out Bomba on total points to nab the 6th seed in the postseason. The win increased sales of their T-shirt "Eat a Diq" by 250% on Tuesday morning.

After beginning the year 0-4, the 'diq, formerly known as Hangin' and Bangin', changed their name and changed their approach in the process. Key pick-ups and stashing a few players for later in the season helped propel the team to a 7-2 record over the final 9 games. Truly an impressive feat.

"Our team works around the clock," explained Dre. "When I'm working on the team, Avo sleeps, when Avo works, I sleep. It's that kind of dedication that has made us successful."

Reporters pointed out that the set-up works out naturally because Avo is in another time zone. Dre ignored the response and walked away with a smile and a wave.

While the team enters as the sixth seed, they are as hot as any team in the AFFL and should not be taken lightly. Even Prime Time owner Ara has taken noticed.

"Those guys are perhaps the guys that are doing the best of the guys that are in the league where other guys don't have the guys these guys have. You know what I mean?"

Most people don't know what he meant, but it was indeed a compliment.

Meanwhile, Atomic Bomba owner Raffi, inspired by Jill Stein's political fad of contesting the election, has demanded a recount of all the points by all teams over the entire year.

"If we want to have a fair and balanced league, then we have to assure our managers that they have all the points truly accounted for. I'm asking for recounts of all teams in weeks 3, 4, 6, 11, eff it, all of em," said Raffi to a group of reporters outside Bomba headquarters in Los angeles.

Frank Samian has already gone on record as shooting down the notion calling it "a lame excuse by a losing franchise" and emphasized that it will not happen. There has been no word from the commissioner's office if an official recount will indeed take place.

AFFL Unveils New Logo for 10 year Anniversary

After months of collaboration with some of the top graphic artists in Los Angeles, the AFFL unveiled a new logo in honor of their 10th anniversary in hopes of branding the league as "dynamic and forward thinking" according to reports.

"Like my ex-wife, we just felt the league needed a face lift," said Frank Samian, head of AFFL operations. "Unlike my ex-wife, we got one."

Designed by master graphic artist and co-manager of Hartan, Harout Keuroghlian, the new logo features a slick new chrome look with dark, bold colors. Gone is the silhouette of a quarterback at the logo's center, replaced by a spiraling football heading somewhere toward outer-space. The moving football is said to represent the leagues dynamism and movement toward the future. 

Some of the pieces of the old logo did remain, such as the twelve stars representing the league's twelve teams, and the colors of the Armenian flag in the background that embraces the league's culture.

The logo has gotten rave reviews from fans and managers alike, many of whom thought a change in design was overdue. BDiddy owner Baret emphasized this point in comments made early Monday morning.

"The last logo wasn't this league. It looked elementary school bro. What was that? Today we graduated College. I'm very happy"

Grabbers United owner Sassoon was pleased with the design, but had hoped that the logo would have had icons of all the teams in it, rather than stars.

"I think if the league represents the teams, then we should have our team icons on that thing. You know. A bomba here. Some Jaj there. A cobra. A few ass cheeks. Everyone represented."

The logo has already been updated on the leagues Facebook page and will soon be available on shirts sold at the AFFL store. If the initial reaction is any indication, these shirts should sell quickly.

Prime Time makes AFFL History: Drafts from Delivery room during birth of Daughter.

"In the 17th round of the 2016 AFFL Draft, Prime Time selects... Datev Malikian."

Monday evening. 730pm. Burbank, California - Eleven managers are huddled around a long conference table that is littered with Doritos, donuts and half drunk beers. Wires from laptops snake across the wooden tabletop feeding into a multi-plug outlet in the center giving life to a network of statistics and data used by managers to feverishly plot their upcoming picks. In the background, a woman's voice belts out a beautiful rendition of an Armenian song, cutting through the nervous anticipation that fills the air at the moment. Everyone sits in wait, idealizing the team they are about to birth to.

Monday evening. 8pm. Orange County, California -  One manager sits in a chair, on the phone with his cousin back in Burbank. He is in nervous anticipation over the team he is about to draft, an AFFL team that he hopes will bring home his first championship. Texting away on his phone, Ara Malikian sends instructions to his cousin as to the plan for the draft. In nervous anticipation, he sits down to calm his nerves. However, his AFFL team isn't the only thing on his mind. Across from him is his wife, about to give birth to their new born daughter.  It would be the first time that a manager has drafted a team, and drafted an offspring on the same evening. Leave it up to Prime Time to make that come true.

Below is a timeline of the events that transpired that evening.

8:15pm. Burbank, Ca - Commissioner Lalazarian is notified by Ara's cousin that he is putting in motion to impeach the commissioner again, for the 10th consecutive year. Impeachment was noted, and everyone moved on.

830pm. Burbank, Ca - The draft kicks off, with Vosgereechee Gyank selecting Antonio Brown, a sure fire #1 pick, and the right choice. The pick is entered, and the managers shift uneasily as the look at Prime Time's representative and his pick. He is on the phone with Ara.

831 pm. Orange County, Ca - Prime time utters the words Julio Jones over the phone while assuring to his wife that this would be the "last phone call he would take" and tonight would be "all about her."

845pm. Orange County, Ca - Prime Time excuses himself to the restroom, where his second selection of Alshon Jeffery is made. Once the pick is in, he sprints back to the labor room.

925 pm. Burbank, Ca - Magnum Sev.i spends 5 minutes trying to select players that have already been picked. The draft comes to a stop for a brief minute to explain to the team that players can only be taken once. 

930pm. Orange County, Ca - Taleen, Ara's wife, is thirsty, so Ara dashes out the door to get her a bottle of water, giving him time to call in picks for both Emmanual Sanders and Jordan Matthews.

1015pm. Burbank, Ca - Managers take a break at the end of round 7. Nobody tells Ara so he can panic a little longer.

10:16pm. Orange County,  Ca - Ara loses service in the hospital and attempts to go online through the hospital's wifi. Fortunately, he gets service back in time or else he may have had a baby.

1025. Orange County, Ca - Ara tells Taleen that he's gonna talk to his "Cousin" and subsequently drafts Kirk Cousin's as his QB via text.

11pm Burbank, Ca - The draft concludes with the drafting of Prater. Nobody tells Ara so he can panic just a little longer.

355am Orange County, Ca - The good Lord makes a selection for Prime time, delivering a healthy little girl into his arms. By far, the best draft pick of the night.

Congrats to the Malikian Family on their new child. Wish you all the best.