GayFFL Draft? BDiddy Picks Michael Sam, Cobra Collects Tight Ends, and Prime Time Brings Photos of Male Managers.
Raffi Lalazarian
Friday Night's AFFL draft featured and intense three-hour long marathon of focus and concentration, along with an unintentional gay undercurrent through the whole night. To borrow a phrase from a Seinfeld episode, "not that there is anything wrong with that."
The AFFL always supports diversity of all genders, races and sexes, and is vehemently against discrimination of any kind, against any group. As the evening went on, you couldn't help but begin to ask a question like "why are there so many co-managers in the league?" Again, not that there is anything wrong with that.
Prime Time owner Ara kicked things off when he began showcasing enlarged photos he had accumulated from facebook pages of managers in the league. While this seemed innocent and done in good fun, the photos themselves were shot in such a fashion that they looked as if they were taken of the subjects in secret. The enlarged eight by tens with white boarders resembled shots you might see on a bulletin board in a detectives office as he spies on his suspects. Now we know Ara is a happily married man, but you couldn't help but wonder, "did he do this for the laughs or... ?"
Kyle Rudolphs tight end started Cobra Kai's run on Tight Ends.
Then the "Gaydar" went up a notch when Cobra Kai began collecting Tight Ends as if he were in West Hollywood. There isn't a need to take back-to-back tight ends in the sixth and seventh rounds unless perhaps there is something more to it. And He wasn't finished. In the thirteenth round, he nabbed another tight end in Travis Kelce. Three tight ends on a Cobra Kai roster has never been done before. We know Cobra to be a great drafter, but this is out of character. Was there something implied by those moves? Not that there is anything wrong with that of course.
The gay tendencies of the draft concluded with BDiddy proudly shouting his selection of Michael Sam, (which really is the St. Louis Rams Defense). Being that this team has three male co-managers, it isn't out of the realm of possibility that, well... subconsciously...they.. again, not that there is nothing wrong with that.
Ironically, Grabbers United, didn't give a hint of gayness.
What does this alll mean? Nothing really, but was just fun to notice. Just goes to show you how close the bonding is in the AFFL these days. And there really is nothing wrong with that.