Prime Time Tax? Ara hopes to Impose Draft hosting fees on managers.

After receiving bids to host the AFFL Draft from a variety of venues which included Carousel Restaurant in Glendale and Sako's Mechanic's Garage in North Hollywood, The AFFL Draft Selection Committee has narrowed down the choices to two: The house of either Vosgereechee Gyank owner Mardig Kasbarian, or Prime Time owner Ara Malikian. There is one snag however, Ara is mandating a tax on the league.

Paperwork submitted to the league office by Prime Time on Monday offers the league full access to all facilities on the premisses, including the pool, food, drink and after draft indemnities.  Malikian adds that a "draft tax" be placed on managers to help pay for cleaning and repairs needed after the draft, as well the amount still owed from his Armenian Wedding in March.

Here is a list of some of the taxes and fees:

$20 team enterance fee
$2 walk-across the wooden floor tax (backyard entrance free)
$1.45 restroom cleaning fee
$1.15 wife/kids inconvienced fee
$1.05 parking fee
$1 laptop fee
$.50 outdoor patio seat fee
$.25 Ara fee
$.10 exit fee

Also included:

$.55 per sheet toilet paper fee

and

$.23 speaking fee

Should the league allow the fees to go through, each team manager would be responsible for paying their portion of the $29.50 on top of their league registration fee.

The league has consistantly maintained that hosting the AFFL draft is a privalage and the AFFL karma that one gains from such an event is priceless. Aside from a few food items brought to share, it is unlikely that the Prime Time will get to turn a profit while the AFFL Draft is in his house of the most hated.

Using Prime Time's phrase, I'm sure he should pay us for the fact that we shall all have "A horrible day."

Cobra Kai buys pet Cobra to distance further from Miyagi Brand

Cobra Kai isn't Miyagi, and he wants to make sure that you know it.  As of early Wednesday Morning, Sayyad is the proud owner of a 6 foot long cobra named Shorty. The cold-blooded reptile is part of the new branding campaign unleashed by team Cobra Kai to solidify his bad boy image and further distance himself from his old title as Miyagi.

"Cold-blooded. That's what 2014 is about for the Kai. We've got one championship under our belt., now we're looking to strike for more."

The yellow backed Shorty is kept in a large glass aquarium. The glass walls of the snake's dojo are lined with logos of the various AFFL teams for the snake to strike at and maim.  During feeding time, Shorty is fed his usual meal of mice, but with a twist: Sayyad plans to have each opponent he faces that week tattooed onto the rodent that he gives his snake.

“When you’ve tasted the venom of defeat, only then can you become immune to its effects”

— Sayyad Chakarian

After becoming the first non-Lalazarian team to win the AFFL title, Sayyad has cranked it up a notch in the jinx department. Most teams would opt to get creative anyway they could, but feeding snakes rodents marked with the opponent you face is uncharted territories. If Chakarian wins back-to-back titles you may see an uptick in Cobra purchases by other managers in the league. Should he fail to make the playoffs however, the question will be, was it the Snake or the team?